Saturday, October 02, 2004

Church Blogging Vol. 2 PROPER ATTIRE FOR MEN

Hey, guys, if you have a drivers license but aren't yet ready for adult diapers, wear long pants to church. OK? God knows what your legs look like. He loves them just the way they are. Me, they make me want to throw up.

Maybe you are going to go shoot a round after church. Would it take that long to change into shorts in your car? I didn't think so.

Do I have to mention sandals? I should hope not. If you happen to be walking along the Sea of Gallilee they are just fine. In Johnson County Kansas, I want you to be in hard shoes with socks.

Are we clear on this?

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