Frickin' Clinton Toilets

If you want to know why I'm a Republican, here's why.

I just bought a new house. It's filled with these frickin' Bill Clinton, 1.6 gallon per flush toilets.

Because of my Mom and all, I haven't been eating regularly and that means that something else hasn't been regular either. If you catch my drift and all. Yesterday, after a particularly cathartic episode in the bathroom, it took three flushes to eliminate evidence of my elimination. My old house, a seventy plus year old product of the depression, would never have let me down like this.

So what's my point? My point is this. You can be a gay and want to marry your goat and the Supremes will step in and keep the John Ashcrofts of the world from keeping you from true love. But, whenever the Democrats get in, they start in with this shit, literally, of telling you how many gallons you can have whenever you flush your toilet. And NOBODY, not the supremes, not congress is going to step in and flush the crappy toilet regulations.